1. the penis cake.

    the penis cake.

  2. Love you, Steve!

    Love you, Steve!

  3. Best Analogy EVER

    • Me: It's going to eat away at my soul until I have sex with him. I am like Bilbo and he is like the ring. I found it in the dark once ...
    • Sarah: And then he went invisible.

About me

Too cynical to be a manic pixie,
too much of a cunt to be your dream girl.

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