January 2012
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The Hammer Vault →
A pretty cool article from IFC about the House of Hammer collection. I’m a sucker for Christopher Lee’s Dracula, so clearly I’m intrigued.
Jan 12th
Jan 5th
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“I had to apologize to him later for the blood, my legs trembling. That’s the...”
– Emptying My Pockets (via nightmarebrunette)
Jan 4th
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dear Sex-Ads,
You’re the only person I know from this god forsaken neighborhood that I respect. Merry Christmas, let’s try to get through it all alive.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 2nd
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I just found out
That baby corn is, in fact, NOT a genetically engineered blasphemy and affront to Iowa.
Dec 2nd
Dec 1st
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“To me you’re still very marginalized as a fierce woman because there’s just not...”
– Lydia Lunch (via lexi-gold)
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Hooray for chasing your best friends out of your...
Hooray for my emotional retardation!
Nov 27th
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“Sam, I’m going to get everyone we know to camp out in your room until...”
– Josh, constantly coming up with ways to torture me
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Birthgiving: Order of Events
- Ate two mushrooms before I left the house - Smoked a spliff at Jelm’s - Went to some dive bar - Got fucked up - Went back to Jelm’s with everyone - Smoked another spliff - Drank more beer - Puked - Passed out - Woke up at 8 AM - Crept off the couch and cuddled with Sean - Woke up again at 11  - Walked back to my apartment - Fixed yesterday’s make up - Changed...
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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ListenYou are the queen of my world
Nov 23rd
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Nov 20th
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“An awful lot of the guys aren’t that good at what they do. I like to sing but,...”
– Kermit the Frog (via bryanwashere)
Nov 20th
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“Most guys, we can recite all of The Godfather, we can recite all of Caddyshack,...”
– Aaron Sorkin (via elesheva) lolokaysorkin.com (via sophistigirl) hey aaron sorkin “you complete me” was said by tom cruise so you’re an idiot on top of being an asshole, congratulations! (via wishyouwould) You know, for the record, I find it really, deeply tragic that someone with such a...
Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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“When someone says “Kids won’t understand how two men can be married” what they...”
– Somebody Please Think For The Children (via sexisnottheenemy)
Nov 11th
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
Oct 31st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 14th
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Oct 9th
Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever...”
– Steve Jobs‘ 2005 Stanford Commencement Address (via alexbeaudet)
Oct 6th
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Oct 2nd
September 2011
Sep 27th
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trumspringa
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the temptation to step off your career track and become a shepherd in the mountains, following your flock between pastures with a sheepdog and a rifle, watching storms at dusk from the doorway of a small cabin, just the kind of hypnotic diversion that allows your thoughts to make a break for it and wander back to their cubicles in the city. Uhh… how’d...
Sep 25th
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Luke Skywalker turned 60 today.
Let’s just take a moment.
Sep 25th
I will be productive tomorrow if it's the last...
Sep 23rd
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Sep 20th
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Sep 15th
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Tonight I watched Tank Girl.
Tomorrow I’m buying Fantasias.
Sep 9th
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Sep 7th
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Oh my god, I'm stuck in Nevada
I made it through two weeks in the desert and at least eight hours in an RV. My flight isn’t until tomorrow night and I am so ready for New York and a shower. Just so everyone is aware… there is NOTHING in Nevada. (But, Burning Man is really fucking cool.)
Sep 6th
August 2011
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I just realized I don't know how to make a grilled...
How can I honestly make a claim of adulthood?!?!?
Aug 20th
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